Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Wednesday Photo Caption Contest

Mr. Jaime Alberto Gonzalez, I presume? Exxon exec.?
Photo sent by P. Daisy

20 comments:

Capt. MM said...

As captain of the Exxon Valdez, I never said no good radar. That iceberg was put there by the Jesuits.

Anonymous said...

Ah ah ah! It is so good to laugh a little bit about this sad issue. If, some years ago, under the vows, I would have imagine that I would participate one day to a Photo COntest about MM!!!
Humour is the best way, I think, to get out of the trouble.
Hey guys, please vote for my Palpatine-Maciel picture!

THE FRENCH

southern brother said...

"Oh no! all this crap coming out of my mouth and now some of it has stuck to my lip!"

Anonymous said...

NAME: Jaime Alberto González

CAREER: Padre by day, "se siente padre" by night.

FAVORITE FOOD: Mozarella con papas, Jabugo Spanish ham, and morphine-laced margaritas.

HOBBIES: Mutually-delivered third-party-assisted masturbation (partial to little boys dressed in black)

FAVORITE DAY OF THE WEEK: Every day is a God-given blast! Time is my kingdom.

FAVORITE MOVIE: I don't watch movies -- to busy. I just inspire them. I did enjoy Dana Carvey's The Master of Disguise - some good ideas there, but it didn't achieve its full potential, IMHO.

FAVORITE BANDS: Bad Religion (so true), Guns 'N Roses (love the chiaroscuro element), The Grateful Dead (that's me all right - you go save the ship, Luisito!), Dire Straits (I gave Fr. Alvaro all my Dire Straits CDs); Red Hot Chili Peppers (that's how mine always felt, anyway), Dixie Chicks (they're just hot hot hot).

Anonymous said...

FAVORITE SONG: To All the Girls (and boys) I've Loved Before

Anonymous said...

FAVORITE MOVIES: The talented Mr. Mustache...I mean Ripley. Catch me if you can and...The Saint (ha ha ha)

Anonymous said...

FAVORITE NICKNAME: The Debonaire Legionaire.

Anonymous said...

Catch me if you can ... awesome ...

Anonymous said...

FAVORITE ELVIS SONG: Suspicious Minds

FAVORITE MICHAEL JACKSON SONG: Smooth Criminal

FAVORITE HBO SERIES: Big Love

FAVORITE BOOK: No time to read, saving souls

Anonymous said...

IF YOU WERE A TREE, WHAT KIND WOULD YOU BE? A "Mustard Bonsai". Born as the smallest of seeds with huge potential, but grows to be a very impressive looking, but really crooked and tiny-statured thing.

Anonymous said...

Oh my gosh, you people are hilarious!!! Thank you for the laugh therapy. I can see you are the "best and the brightest." May God reward you :)

signed, a former benefactor

Anonymous said...

FAVORITE DRINK: Sex on the Beach (too obvious?

Anonymous said...

FAVORITE HAIRSTYLE: Pompous-dour

FAVORITE POP DUET: Beautiful Liar

FAVORITE CAR: a little red corvette

FAVORITE QUOTABLE QUOTE: "I did not have sexual relations with that woman."

Anonymous said...

FAVORITE HITLER QUOTE: "What luck for rulers, that men do not think."

Anonymous said...

Correction: Favorite song?
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"Sexual Healing" by Marvin Gaye.

(as in "hey, little boy! I have a medical problem and need some "sexual healing")

Anonymous said...

FAVORITE HOBBY: I can't decide between duping people out of their money and stealing their children, or telling women I have to have sex with them b/c of a medical condition.

Anonymous said...

Favorite Hobby: My vote is for telling women he needed them to help release his semen to cure his medical affliction. He must have been laughing his ass off inside that these women would actually buy it. That's quite a pick-up line, there, dear padre!

YCMTSU (you can't make this s*** up!)

Anonymous said...

FAVORITE ATHLETE: Caster SEMENya

Anonymous said...

FAVORITE MUSICAL: Boys and Dolls

FAVORITE SONG IN A MUSICAL: I'm a Yankee Doodle Dandy (thought it meant something about yanking my doodle).

Anonymous said...

MORE FAVORITE MUSICALS: "Mamma Mia" (the title makes me SO nostalgic, and I just love the "guess who's your daddy" angle.

FAVORITE ROCK OPERA: "Tommy"... See me, Feel Me, Touch Me, Heal Me. (Get it?) LOL

BIGGEST ARTISTIC INFLUENCE: Judas Priest