Monday, August 24, 2009
The Excuses...I Mean, Explanations
Poor Maciel was the victim of various women who were able to steal his sperm during some of his many hospital stays while he was in a coma. How? Well this is a family website....
They subsequently impregnated themselves on various occasions and had lots and lots and lots of his babies.
Maciel had Multiple Personality Disorder. He was able to control the appearance of these various, and often nefarious, personalities such that the women in his life (lives) did not know he was a priest, and the Legionaries did not know he was a cad. He was quite functional in each personality, even being able to conduct business and get multiple passports. So I guess that would make it Multiple Passport Disorder.
Sounds more like Jekyll and Hyde.
He hit his head really hard and had to have surgery in the mid 1980s. That instantly resulted in making him perpetually horny. Really horny. Like the mother of all hornies. Well, I think we get it. So the real founder of the Legion is the pre horny Maciel.
He was simple so popular and wonderful that various young, and even under aged, women seduced the poor man, proving that he was only human, and not the second coming. (notice how I spelled coming. The family website thing again.)
Did I miss any???