We created some imaginary groups? movies? novels? in parody of consecrated life. Of course, it goes a little over the top, but enjoy it ye who may.
Girls who got kicked out of Regnum Christi?
Exconsas who can't get rid of the nightmare: haunted by rc
I was married to God and now I'm divorced; he got custody
Not FLDS: I was RC/ we got to wear heels
I was RC and my skirts never fit
I was the '80s fashion queen in 2000
I was 3gf and now I'm lesbian
I was a lesbian 3gf, and now I am straight
I never REALLY thought my directress was a saint
When my directress hit on me, I hit back
(hmm no I ran for the hills)
God wants me to...oh it's getting fuzzy, very fuzzy, we're losing connection...
I used to take cold showers as a pc and now I am frigid
Universal charity is for universal wimps
I fulfilled obedience down to even the desires for massages of my superiors, I mean
I was faithful 'til I died on the battlefield
I did not desire any position except serving team
I did not desire any position except servicing the team
I did not desire any position, I let my superior chose it, usually doggy style
"I was humble so I was on the bottom"
My yellow letter was copied from someone else's
From the desire of flying on the concord, business class, or a double decker boeing with a hot tub, Free Me O Jesus!
From Lotus Point