Thursday, June 12, 2008

I could not resist

The Founder lives on in the lives of his devotees
(from a comment on Catholic News Agency Weighs in)

From Shaun of the Dead


Anonymous said...

and so they're all seeking brains now?

How about Scarecrow? "If I only had a brain..."

Now I'll have to do a parody of that song...

Anonymous said...

Ok, here goes (with apologies to Ray Bolger):

I could while away the hours,
conferrin' with the Powers,
consultin' with ReGAIN.

And my head I'd be scratchin'
while my posts were busy hatchin'
if I only had a brain.

I'd unravel any riddle
for any individ'l
in the Legion who's insane.

If you think beyond the canon,
you could be another Lennon,
if you only had a brain.

Oh I,
could tell you why,
the Bishop's mad at us.
I could stop being an anus.
and then I'd sit,
and solve the fuss.

I would not be just a nothin',
my head all full of stuffin',
My heart completely drained.

I would dance and be merry,
Life would be a ding-a-derry,
If I only had a fuckin' brain.