Silliness reciprocated

We created some imaginary groups? movies? novels? in parody of consecrated life. Of course, it goes a little over the top, but enjoy it ye who may.

Girls who got kicked out of Regnum Christi?

Exconsas who can't get rid of the nightmare: haunted by rc

I was married to God and now I'm divorced; he got custody

Not FLDS: I was RC/ we got to wear heels

I was RC and my skirts never fit

I was the '80s fashion queen in 2000

I was 3gf and now I'm lesbian

I was a lesbian 3gf, and now I am straight

I never REALLY thought my directress was a saint

When my directress hit on me, I hit back

(hmm no I ran for the hills)

God wants me to...oh it's getting fuzzy, very fuzzy, we're losing connection...

I used to take cold showers as a pc and now I am frigid

Universal charity is for universal wimps

I fulfilled obedience down to even the desires for massages of my superiors, I mean
messages

I was faithful 'til I died on the battlefield

I did not desire any position except serving team

I did not desire any position except servicing the team

I did not desire any position, I let my superior chose it, usually doggy style

"I was humble so I was on the bottom"

My yellow letter was copied from someone else's

From the desire of flying on the concord, business class, or a double decker boeing with a hot tub, Free Me O Jesus!

Líbrame, Jesús

From Lotus Point

Alms and Tips for the Poor NCRegister

A family member of a consecrated got this email and sent it to me:


Before closing I wanted to ask a favor. Our half year subscription of the National Catholic Register will run out now on June 15th. If you would still like to offer us the year subscription I would love to receive it. You can start a new subscription under my name and at our address...














Now, is the Register, which is wholly owned by the Legion of Christ, going through such financial hard times? Well no worries for the Legion. Families will now be financing both of them.
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Consecrated Women and Discernment

“It’s sad to say that discernment is becoming more and more difficult because there’s a lot of worldly distractions and noise so the voice of God gets buried.”
Her advice: “Pray. Grow closer to Christ in the Eucharist. I really think it was in adoration that my vocation was born. Whatever you’re called to, Jesus is at the center of your life.”

Exlcblogger wonders if hiding from worldly distractions is enough for proper discernment.

Read this article about 3GF here.