The never ending saga of the Legion of Christ
and their disgraced founder, Marcial Maciel.
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Wednesday, August 26, 2009
Wednesday Photo Caption Contest
Mr. Jaime Alberto Gonzalez, I presume? Exxon exec.?
Ah ah ah! It is so good to laugh a little bit about this sad issue. If, some years ago, under the vows, I would have imagine that I would participate one day to a Photo COntest about MM!!! Humour is the best way, I think, to get out of the trouble. Hey guys, please vote for my Palpatine-Maciel picture!
FAVORITE FOOD: Mozarella con papas, Jabugo Spanish ham, and morphine-laced margaritas.
HOBBIES: Mutually-delivered third-party-assisted masturbation (partial to little boys dressed in black)
FAVORITE DAY OF THE WEEK: Every day is a God-given blast! Time is my kingdom.
FAVORITE MOVIE: I don't watch movies -- to busy. I just inspire them. I did enjoy Dana Carvey's The Master of Disguise - some good ideas there, but it didn't achieve its full potential, IMHO.
FAVORITE BANDS: Bad Religion (so true), Guns 'N Roses (love the chiaroscuro element), The Grateful Dead (that's me all right - you go save the ship, Luisito!), Dire Straits (I gave Fr. Alvaro all my Dire Straits CDs); Red Hot Chili Peppers (that's how mine always felt, anyway), Dixie Chicks (they're just hot hot hot).
IF YOU WERE A TREE, WHAT KIND WOULD YOU BE? A "Mustard Bonsai". Born as the smallest of seeds with huge potential, but grows to be a very impressive looking, but really crooked and tiny-statured thing.
FAVORITE HOBBY: I can't decide between duping people out of their money and stealing their children, or telling women I have to have sex with them b/c of a medical condition.
Favorite Hobby: My vote is for telling women he needed them to help release his semen to cure his medical affliction. He must have been laughing his ass off inside that these women would actually buy it. That's quite a pick-up line, there, dear padre!
As captain of the Exxon Valdez, I never said no good radar. That iceberg was put there by the Jesuits.
ReplyDeleteAh ah ah! It is so good to laugh a little bit about this sad issue. If, some years ago, under the vows, I would have imagine that I would participate one day to a Photo COntest about MM!!!
ReplyDeleteHumour is the best way, I think, to get out of the trouble.
Hey guys, please vote for my Palpatine-Maciel picture!
THE FRENCH
"Oh no! all this crap coming out of my mouth and now some of it has stuck to my lip!"
ReplyDeleteNAME: Jaime Alberto González
ReplyDeleteCAREER: Padre by day, "se siente padre" by night.
FAVORITE FOOD: Mozarella con papas, Jabugo Spanish ham, and morphine-laced margaritas.
HOBBIES: Mutually-delivered third-party-assisted masturbation (partial to little boys dressed in black)
FAVORITE DAY OF THE WEEK: Every day is a God-given blast! Time is my kingdom.
FAVORITE MOVIE: I don't watch movies -- to busy. I just inspire them. I did enjoy Dana Carvey's The Master of Disguise - some good ideas there, but it didn't achieve its full potential, IMHO.
FAVORITE BANDS: Bad Religion (so true), Guns 'N Roses (love the chiaroscuro element), The Grateful Dead (that's me all right - you go save the ship, Luisito!), Dire Straits (I gave Fr. Alvaro all my Dire Straits CDs); Red Hot Chili Peppers (that's how mine always felt, anyway), Dixie Chicks (they're just hot hot hot).
FAVORITE SONG: To All the Girls (and boys) I've Loved Before
ReplyDeleteFAVORITE MOVIES: The talented Mr. Mustache...I mean Ripley. Catch me if you can and...The Saint (ha ha ha)
ReplyDeleteFAVORITE NICKNAME: The Debonaire Legionaire.
ReplyDeleteCatch me if you can ... awesome ...
ReplyDeleteFAVORITE ELVIS SONG: Suspicious Minds
ReplyDeleteFAVORITE MICHAEL JACKSON SONG: Smooth Criminal
FAVORITE HBO SERIES: Big Love
FAVORITE BOOK: No time to read, saving souls
IF YOU WERE A TREE, WHAT KIND WOULD YOU BE? A "Mustard Bonsai". Born as the smallest of seeds with huge potential, but grows to be a very impressive looking, but really crooked and tiny-statured thing.
ReplyDeleteOh my gosh, you people are hilarious!!! Thank you for the laugh therapy. I can see you are the "best and the brightest." May God reward you :)
ReplyDeletesigned, a former benefactor
FAVORITE DRINK: Sex on the Beach (too obvious?
ReplyDeleteFAVORITE HAIRSTYLE: Pompous-dour
ReplyDeleteFAVORITE POP DUET: Beautiful Liar
FAVORITE CAR: a little red corvette
FAVORITE QUOTABLE QUOTE: "I did not have sexual relations with that woman."
FAVORITE HITLER QUOTE: "What luck for rulers, that men do not think."
ReplyDeleteCorrection: Favorite song?
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"Sexual Healing" by Marvin Gaye.
(as in "hey, little boy! I have a medical problem and need some "sexual healing")
FAVORITE HOBBY: I can't decide between duping people out of their money and stealing their children, or telling women I have to have sex with them b/c of a medical condition.
ReplyDeleteFavorite Hobby: My vote is for telling women he needed them to help release his semen to cure his medical affliction. He must have been laughing his ass off inside that these women would actually buy it. That's quite a pick-up line, there, dear padre!
ReplyDeleteYCMTSU (you can't make this s*** up!)
FAVORITE ATHLETE: Caster SEMENya
ReplyDeleteFAVORITE MUSICAL: Boys and Dolls
ReplyDeleteFAVORITE SONG IN A MUSICAL: I'm a Yankee Doodle Dandy (thought it meant something about yanking my doodle).
MORE FAVORITE MUSICALS: "Mamma Mia" (the title makes me SO nostalgic, and I just love the "guess who's your daddy" angle.
ReplyDeleteFAVORITE ROCK OPERA: "Tommy"... See me, Feel Me, Touch Me, Heal Me. (Get it?) LOL
BIGGEST ARTISTIC INFLUENCE: Judas Priest